On the Efforts of Bilocation:

After Mass today, I entered into a brief chat with a dear lady whom hadn't visited us for some time.

Friend: "Long time no see!"
Visiting Friend: "Well, I can't be in two places at once, you know!"
Me: "That would be bilocation!"
Visiting Friend: (laughs) "Yes, bilocation! I'm afraid I don't have that gift. Even if I did, I'm really rather lazy!"

Et quia pulchra est:

et post dies sex adsumpsit Iesus Petrum et Iacobum et Iohannem fratrem eius et ducit illos in montem excelsum seorsum
et transfiguratus est ante eos et resplenduit facies eius sicut sol vestimenta autem eius facta sunt alba sicut nix
et ecce apparuit illis Moses et Helias cum eo loquentes
respondens autem Petrus dixit ad Iesum Domine bonum est nos hic esse si vis faciamus hic tria tabernacula tibi unum et Mosi unum et Heliae unum
adhuc eo loquente ecce nubes lucida obumbravit eos et ecce vox de nube dicens hic est Filius meus dilectus in quo mihi bene conplacuit ipsum audite
et audientes discipuli ceciderunt in faciem suam et timuerunt valde
et accessit Iesus et tetigit eos dixitque eis surgite et nolite timere
levantes autem oculos suos neminem viderunt nisi solum Iesum
et descendentibus illis de monte praecepit Iesus dicens nemini dixeritis visionem donec Filius hominis a mortuis resurgat

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